Help

It's 9:00 in the morning, I'm at home and I should be putting on my suit and hurrying to go to the Evil's chocolate house. But instead I'm on adium talking to Jonathan and telling him how much I don't want to go to work today. He's already in class... 
That's why I ask y'all to help me find the best excuses in the world not to go to work. For those days when your pillow is calling you and your warm conforter won't let go of you. Please help me! What are the best excuses you use to use, used or plan on using?

I'm sure the answers will help us all!

And I'll publish a picture of the winner(s) ;) Thank you.